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<zybl0re> get up
<zybl0re> get on up
<zybl0re> get up
<zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
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<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i\’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<erno> hm. I\’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can\’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON\”T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
<guo_si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<thexphial> vaccuums
<guo_si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<thexphial> black holes
<guo_si> Hey, you know what just isn\’t cool?
<thexphial> lava?
<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<– Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
<t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<rdawg20> you don\’t live in Hope mills do you?
<t-wolf> ya, why man?
<rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<t-wolf> you mother fucker
<i8b4uunderground> d-_-b
<bonynomore> how u make that inverted b?
<bonynomore> wait
<bonynomore> never mind
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<word_of_god> Numbers 22:21 — And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. – (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
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<abstruse> I know I\’m never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that…
<jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<indidge> umm….nothing?
<jeedo> So….want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<indidge> Wait….did you want to speak to my daughter?
<jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
*** Topic in #doghouse is \’Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud\’
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<anubis> what fraud?
<kadmium> You haven\’t heard about it?
<anubis> no?
<kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com/
<anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to \’Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud\’
<lordchewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<lordchewy> and he was getting all pissed
<lordchewy> so its all like \”does this surprise you? i\’m not stupid you know\”
<lordchewy> \”i know dad\”
<lordchewy> \”what do you have to say for yourself?\”
<lordchewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say \”C:\\Documents and Settings\\Ricky\\My Documents\\faxes\\sent faxes\”
<lordchewy> and he just shut up
<kingkahn> what is it?
<lordchewy> its his porn folder
<sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<v-girl> i belong with the other 13%
<eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<eticam> And a girl asked why doesn\’t it taste sweet then
<eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<ukdj|planet> I swear to god
<ukdj|planet> I\’ve just heard a duck tell a joke
<jock> o…k
<ukdj|planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<ukdj|planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<ukdj|planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<ukdj|planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
<beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country 😛
<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you \”caught\” him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<aero> he doesnt answer
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<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month…. needing it by now
<@Sony> ………..
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
<stormrider> I should bomb something
<stormrider> …and it\’s off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don\’t log chats
<stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<elzie_ann> I\’m sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<fbi> We saw it anyway.
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<sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<sonium> the programming language
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren\’t using
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<knightmare> …
<robt> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
<bawss> Right click.
<fashykekes> Capitalizm is the difference between \”I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse..\” and \”I had to help my uncle jack off a horse..\”
<raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to \”penis\”.
<raven> It said my password wasn\’t long enough. 🙁
<nhboy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor 🙁
<rycool> …
<nhboy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven\’s Door.
<nhboy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, \”the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?\”
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
<chin> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<chin> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<chin> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<chin> there is no justice in the world…
<mortalkombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<mortalkombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
<fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you\’re looking \”acute\” today
<fulgore> fuck you
<ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
<ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
<ich> and the 0 key doesn\’t work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
<ich> and the machine flashed up \”Item Not Found: 404\”
<ich> and I actually laughed out loud
<digignome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
<digignome> I need my socks.
<mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
<celestya> i dont think so
<mikkel> Wanna go camping?
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