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/*********************
* (c) 2007 Misrocoft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*********************/
#include
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
  boolean beta = true;
  WindowsVista()
  {
    checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();

    /*
    * Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
    * Lets make his life miserable
    */

    runInternetExplorer7();
  }
  void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
  {
    /*
    * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
    * we fix all the bugs
    */

    if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))     {         MessageBox(\"Your System does not seem to be able to run zero err..          aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.\");         WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage( );         bsod(); // Blue Screen of Death
    }
  }
  void runInternetExplorer 7()
  {
    IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
    ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
      + safari_features
      + opera_features
      + lot_of_bugs;
    ie7.run();
    WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
    bsod();
  }

  /*
  * return true when product is stable.
  */

  boolean isReadyForRelease( )
  {
    int lastReportedNumberO fBugs = 3457888E+08
    int totalNoOfNewFeature s = 600;
    boolean readyForRelease = false;
    sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();
    while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
    {
      Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta( );
      fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
      fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();
      if(programmersAreNotSufficient)
      {
        hireFromXBOXDivision();
      }
      if(aMonthHasPassed)
      {
        announce(\”Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more
          month\”);
        dropAFewFeatures();
        totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures – 10;
      }

      /*
      * Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
      * when we ship the item
      */

      if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs– == 7000)
        return true;
    }
  }
  int main(void)
  {
    WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
    vista.runWindowsXP();
    return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
  }
}