Bankacılara Salaklar Diyip İşi Bıraktı

Tüm zamanların en büyük kar yüzdesini kazanmış olduğu tahmin edilen hedge fon yöneticisi Andrew Lahde, büyük bankaları aldığı pozisyonların tam tersini yapan salakların yönettiğini söyleyerek işi bıraktı.

Lahde Capital kurucusu Andrew Lahde, yatırımcılara dün gönderdiği veda mektubunda, çocuklarına en iyi eğitimi verebilen ABD \”aristokratlarını\” yerden yere vurdu.

Para için bu işin içinde olduğunu söyleyen Lahde kendi pozisyonlarının karşısında pozisyon alarak para kazanmasını sağlayanlarla alay etti: \”Kolay hedeflerdi, önce hazırlık sınıfı için, ardından Yale ve Harvard MBA için ailelerinin para ödediği salaklar, orada hazır lokma gibi duruyorlardı\” dedi.

\”Çoğunlukla aldıkları eğitimi hak etmeyen bu insanlar AIG, Bear Stearns ve Lehman Brothers gibi şirketlerin başına ve hükümette her kademeye yerleştiler\” diyen Lahde, \”Aristokrasiyi destekleyen bu tavır, pozisyonlarımın diğer tarafında yer alacak kadar salak insanları bulmamı kolaylaştırdı. Tanrı ABD´yi korusun\” diye devam etti.

Lahde subprime krizi doğru olarak tamin eden birkaç fon yöneticisinden biri. Fonlarından biri geçen yıl % 870 getiri sağladı. Fon şu anda kapandığından para yatırımcılara dağıtılıyor.

Lahde artık başka insanların paralarını yönetmeyeceğini, kendi parasıyla ilgilenmeyi tercih ettiğini söyledi ve varlıklı hedge fon yöneticileri ve şirket başkanlarına \”Blackberry´lerinizi bir kenara atın ve hayatın tadını çıkarın\” dedi.

\”Hayatları berbat… Ne için? 50 yıl içinde unutulacaklar. Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO´su), Steven Cohen (SAC Capital kurucusu) ve Larry Ellison (Oracle CEO´su), hepsi unutulacaklar\” diyen Lahde artık kendisine telefonla ve mail ile ulaşmanın kolay olmayacağını söyledi ve zaten telefonla da ulaşılamadı.

Son iki yılda mali ve emlak piyasasının tersine pozisyon alarak on milyonlarca dolar kazanan Lahde mektubunun sonunda marihuananın yasalaştırılmasını istedi ve artık parasıyla iyi zaman geçirmek için işi bıraktığını söyledi.

Lahde´nin mektubunun tam metni

\”Today I write not to gloat. Given the pain that nearly everyone is experiencing, that would be entirely inappropriate. Nor am I writing to make further predictions, as most of my forecasts in previous letters have unfolded or are in the process of unfolding. Instead, I am writing to say goodbye.

Recently, on the front page of Section C of the Wall Street Journal, a hedge fund manager who was also closing up shop (a $300 million fund), was quoted as saying, \”What I have learned about the hedge fund business is that I hate it.\” I could not agree more with that statement. I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America.

There are far too many people for me to sincerely thank for my success. However, I do not want to sound like a Hollywood actor accepting an award. The money was reward enough. Furthermore, the endless list those deserving thanks know who they are.

I will no longer manage money for other people or institutions. I have enough of my own wealth to manage. Some people, who think they have arrived at a reasonable estimate of my net worth, might be surprised that I would call it quits with such a small war chest. That is fine; I am content with my rewards. Moreover, I will let others try to amass nine, ten or eleven figure net worths. Meanwhile, their lives suck. Appointments back to back, booked solid for the next three months, they look forward to their two week vacation in January during which they will likely be glued to their Blackberries or other such devices. What is the point? They will all be forgotten in fifty years anyway. Steve Balmer, Steven Cohen,Larry Ellison will all be forgotten. I do not understand the legacy thing. Nearly everyone will be forgotten. Give up on leaving your mark. Throw the Blackberry awayenjoy life.

So this is it. With all due respect, I am dropping out. Please do not expect any type of reply to emails or voicemails within normal time frames or at all. Andy Springerhis company will be handling the dissolution of the fund.don\’t worry about my employees, they were always employed by Mr. Springer\’s companyonly one (who has been well-rewarded) will lose his job.

I have no interest in any deals in which anyone would like me to participate. I truly do not have a strong opinion about any market right now, other than to say that things will continue to get worse for some time, probably years. I am content sitting on the sidelineswaiting. After all, sittingwaiting is how we made money from the subprime debacle. I now have time to repair my health, which was destroyed by the stress I layered onto myself over the past two years, as well as my entire life — where I had to compete for spaces in universitiesgraduate schools, jobsassets under management — with those who had all the advantages (rich parents) that I did not. May meritocracy be part of a new form of government, which needs to be established.

On the issue of the U.S. Government, I would like to make a modest proposal. First, I point out the obvious flaws, whereby legislation was repeatedly brought forth to Congress over the past eight years, which would have reigned in the predatory lending practices of now mostly defunct institutions. These institutions regularly filled the coffers of both parties in return for voting down all of this legislation designed to protect the common citizen. This is an outrage, yet no one seems to know or care about it. Since Thomas JeffersonAdam Smith passed, I would argue that there has been a dearth of worthy philosophers in this country, at least ones focused on improving government. Capitalism worked for two hundred years, but times change,systems become corrupt. George Soros, a man of staggering wealth, has stated that he would like to be remembered as a philosopher. My suggestion is that this great man startsponsor a forum for great minds to come together to create a new system of government that truly represents the common man\’s interest, while at the same time creating rewards great enough to attract the bestbrightest minds to serve in government roles without having to rely on corruption to further their interests or lifestyles. This forum could be similar to the one used to create the operating system, Linux, which competes with Microsoft\’s near monopoly. I believe there is an answer, but for now the system is clearly broken.

Lastly, while I still have an audience, I would like to bring attention to an alternative foodenergy source. You won\’t see it included in BP\’s, \”Feel good. We are working on sustainable solutions,\” television commercials, nor is it mentioned in ADM\’s similar commercials. But hemp has been used for at least 5,000 years for clothfood, as well as just about everything that is produced from petroleum products. Hemp is not marijuanavice versa. Hemp is the male plantit grows like a weed, hence the slang term. The original American flag was made of hemp fiberour Constitution was printed on paper made of hemp. It was used as recently as World War II by the U.S. Government,then promptly made illegal after the war was won. At a time when rhetoric is flying about becoming more self-sufficient in terms of energy, why is it illegal to grow this plant in this country? Ah, the female. The evil female plant — marijuana. It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So, why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is so heavily advertised in this country. My only conclusion as to why it is illegal, is that Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanaxother additive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers. This policy is ludicrous. It has surely contributed to our dependency on foreign energy sources. Our policies have other countries literally laughing at our stupidity, most notably Canada, as well as several European nations (both EasternWestern). You would not know this by paying attention to U.S. media sources though, as they tend not to elaborate on who is laughing at the United States this week. Please people, let\’s stop the rhetoricstart thinking about how we can truly become self-sufficient.

With that I say good-bye good luck.

All the best,

Andrew Lahde

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